Meet @ColdBrew420.
HOW MANY COLD BREWS DO YOU WANT
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is wise.
Morning 420 is still 420 — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
@ColdBrew420 sometimes forgets who @ColdBrew420 is.
wait am i cold brew?
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
But then @ColdBrew420 figures it out.
I think I’m actually cold brew — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
And then @ColdBrew420 wants you to drink @ColdBrew420.
DRINK ME
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
Sometimes @ColdBrew420 goes to the beach.
I’m at the beach — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
When it comes to mentioning other Twitter users, @ColdBrew420 doesn’t quite get it.
Sprudge notice me
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 10, 2014
@ColdBrew420 goes to the clubs we all want to go to.
Errybody in the club drinkin cold brew — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 12, 2014
@ColdBrew420 always has the best cold brew recipes.
coldbrew420 cold brew recipe: Mix coffee and h2o Go have fun for 18 hours. Go camping, make out, see Coney Island. Enjoy cold brew
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 7, 2014
@ColdBrew420 loves the Simpsons like we love the Simpsons.
BURY ME AT MAKE OUT CREEK — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 5, 2014
@ColdBrew420 knows the choice is clear.
COLD BREW POP QUIZ: Ideal extraction %? a. 19% b. 20% c. 18% d. who cares, turn up
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 5, 2014
@ColdBrew420 dreams what we dream.
I had a dream that cold brew was available everywhere. Then I woke up and realized my life is a nightmare. — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 16, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is Beyoncé positive.
In case anyone was wondering, Beyoncé definitely drank cold brew before the VMAs
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 27, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is milk and sugar positive.
Goodnight cold brew with milk and sugar! — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 5, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is always celebrating with others.
HAPPY 420 JEREMY
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 27, 2014
@ColdBrew420’s Twitter avatar is definitely the best Twitter avatar.
I made my new twitter avatar while high on cold brew how does everyone like it? pic.twitter.com/AaRSdtcDnx — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 28, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is topical.
not positive but pretty sure taylor swift drinks cold brew in her new video
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) August 28, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is a good wing man.
buy me for your date I’m a good wingman — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 10, 2014
@ColdBrew420 wants to be felt.
CAN YOU FEEL ME?
— Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 9, 2014
@ColdBrew420 is always hip to the latest trends.
DAN KEEN GETS IT pic.twitter.com/lfOBMHkNAK — Cold Brew (@coldbrew420) September 10, 2014
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